I want to know how to read guitar tabs
I want to rock, is that so much. I mean I want to be dripping with smarmy, sweaty rock goodness all over huge stages while I hurl up sweet licks onto unsuspecting rock patrons. I have wanted this since I was in utero and the only thing that has changed, besides the development of my opposable thumbs, is that I know I need to learn tab. Despite all my best efforts to learn how to read guitar tabs I seem thwarted. Like the rock gods are determined to keep me down cause they suspect that if my heated, saucy licks were truly turned loose on the world, then it might simply just explode. I don’t think they want that on their collective rock god consciousness’’ so they keep me here. Down and out in rockless land.